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I have received hundreds of dick pics in my life and my response has been anywhere from “Yum, I need to go home and touch myself now” to “Umm... wtf is that?” Of course, no two penises are alike, but for the most part the difference between the sexy ones and the weird ones were not the penises themselves, but something else about the context of the image. For example, my friend gets lots of dick pics sent to her showing the dudes member hanging over a … bowl. She said once she could actually see that the water in the bowl was clearly filled yellow before he took the photo. Anyway, super distracting (and rather off-putting) from what actually may have been a nice dick.

So how do you send a dick pic with pizzazz? Number uno is to make sure we are into receiving it BEFORE you send your image. An unsolicited dick pic is an automatic fail and breach of consent. There is no situation where we would say we don’t want to see your penis, then see it without consent and be like never mind it’s actually nice I’m into you now. That doesn’t happen.

If you are sending a dick pic to a woman, for the most part what turns us on is that someone we are into is getting turned on thinking about us, it’s not about the penis itself. So when asking us if we want to see what you’re packing, mention the effect that we are having on your penis. For example, “I was on my way to work but I couldn’t stop thinking about you. One part of me specifically, would you like to see?” Even if you are already flirting, I would never send a dick pic without explicitly asking.

Step 2. Yay they want it! The next step is creating an erotic scene for the photo. For some, preparatory work may need to be done. For example, some manscaping may be helpful so that they can actually see what you got going on.

Ok so you your dick is manscaped and ready, now what? I love me a good tease, so perhaps instead of taking just one picture of your penis, you can create a penis series. The first picture can be of you in your boxers with a huge bulge in your pants, or you standing there naked with your hand covering the goods. Then you can make the person really show they want it. You can share the photo and ask if they want you to take your boxers off or move your hand.

When it is time to take the dick pic, I wouldn’t worry too much about making your cock look huge, that means, no need to hang it next to the remote or a can of coke (seriously don’t), especially if this is someone that you want to hookup with in the flesh. Never Catdick (use someone else’s dick pic) or fuck with the angles in a deceiving way, because this may lead to future disappointment.

I would go for a medium shot that shows your body as well as your cock, nobody needs to see a close up. You can work on getting creative with angles. It could be really sexy to take a photo when you get out of the shower and use the steam to frame your body. You could also try an artsy action photo of you touching yourself. Maybe a long exposure? Keeping your hand in the photo can be really attractive, as it shows that you are currently touching yourself and thinking about them. You definitely want to get yourself hard first, as that is the sexiest look. I would suggest being completely naked in the photo, because if your pants are down in a weird angle, or your socks are blocking the cock, it’s not a good look. The only exception is if you can figure out how to have your cock hang out of your jeans in a sexy way, where your pants stay mostly up.

You have to consider if you want your face in the photo. For me, the turned on face is a super sexy component of the dick pic, however first consider, do you trust this person? Once your face is out there it could be used against you. Also, it’s particularly hard to make your cock and your face look sexy at the same time. So that’s your call.

I would suggest finding a light that you can hold and spend time playing around with the best lighting for your member. Also, play around with angles. Think of this as a real photo shoot. It may take 20 shots before you find the winner, but it’s worth it! Do the shoot on a one toned background, so that the background doesn't distract from the photo. That means no dirty clothes showing on the bedroom floor! I also wouldn’t have any cum shots, or even a drip of your cum for the first photo, as it’s too overtly sexual.

Orlando Bloom demonstrates a good dick pic:

Sharing photos can be a really arousing way to get to know someone. It can be a sexy component of chatting and assessing chemistry for an in person meeting. It can also be some harmless mastubatory fun. Whatever the aim, good luck and happy shooting